Question:
Why is the math book so unhappy?
Answer: Because it is full of problems.
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Question: What did the dog say when he rubbed his tail
on the sandpaper?
Answer: "Ruff, Ruff"
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Knock
Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy
bit me again!
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A kid was weed-eating his yard andaccidentally cut off the tail of his cat
which was hiding in the grass.
He rushed the cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!
Why WALMART???
WALMART is the largest
retailer in the world!!
